CUPS 71: A List of Pros And Cons

*Car pulls up, a woman excitedly steps out holding a dozen balloons

*Woman opens back door and pulls out a giant Edible Arrangements®

*Woman rings doorbell, giggling to herself

*’A LIST OF PROS AND CONS!’ She yells maniacally when you open the door, and runs away screaming with delight

*A separate van pulls up with two men in hospital-like clothing.

*One man steps out and corrals the woman who is running around deliriously while the other man pulls out a syringe.

*One man catches the woman in his arms as she squirms uncontrollably

*The other man injects the woman with whatever is in the syringe.

*The man slowly injects the serum and as the woman begins to lose consciousness, he sighs and whispers, slowly but audibly ‘…a list of pros and cons…’

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CUPS 66: Syracuse

I’m not sure why the Ackers, Cundiff & Scobee Design Firm has exactly two offices — One in the fictional town of West Rock Creek and another in the very real city of Syracuse — but if you’re interesting in going on this emotional and spiritual journey with me we’re both going to need to just accept this as our new reality.

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CUPS 65: Pep Talk

Ackers doesn’t have a lot of self-awareness when it comes to the language he uses. In fact, just the other day he was going on and on about how people were giving him ‘Snow Jobs’. All day long it was ‘Steve was giving me a snow job all morning, can you believe it?’ and ‘I just know that Debra from accounting is giving me a raw snow job in the back alley when it comes to these numbers’. Come on, Ackers, don’t be such a geezer, sheesh.

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CUPS 64: Have A Seat

Ackers, Cundiff & Scobee Design – Kicking your corporate identity design football through the uprights for the win in the waning seconds of life. The slogan’s a work in progress.

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