What Sarge cuts Lester off from saying, interestingly, is that ‘Blood Pineapple’ is this really great band that does this thing where they are a really terrible band. Lester should speak in a less meandering, more direct way, because every time he gets cut off he misrepresents what he’s talking about. Like the time that he asked Norah to marry him, and he was all ‘hey, I have this thing on my foot. It’s not, like, you know, that concerning or anything, but… I don’t know, it’s been there a while. Just long enough for me to start worrying about it in the very back of my consciousness. I think I’m going to have it checked out. It doesn’t hurt per se, but I would say that it’s fairly uncomfortable most of the time. It’s also just kind of displeasing to look at. Not that I should be concerned with the aesthetics of this thing on my foot, but… Anyway, will you do me the honor?’
Character: Sarge
CUPS 81: Mass Cops
God, I am so incredibly excited to introduce my two-year-old son to the Fast & the Furious franchise as he gets older. Mainly because of the core values of family that it teaches, but also a little bit because I think it’s a fun series of heist action romps. Nailing this parenting thing.
CUPS 80: Target
Every single second of writing the dialogue to this comic I was running through theoretical chases in Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit circa 2002 in my mind, because I am an adult and I still think about games I played almost fifteen years ago.
CUPS 79: Swing By
Rita, I understand that you’re trying to downplay this, but you really undersold the situation when you opened the conversation talking about playing a game of CUPS.