The cat poops in a sandbox in the corner but vomits into a human toilet for some reason.
Character: Sarge
CUPS 122: Cat Bender
One time I stepped in cat vomit and that was the worst day of my life. The idea that it could possibly be actively running down my back is a thought that I can’t even bare to begin to understand.
CUPS 121: Trashed House
Sometimes I’ll come home from being out for several hours, and there will be a winter hat on the floor for no reason. I mean, the reason is that my cat has been dragging it around for a while, because he does his own thing while we’re out. But I like to think that cats are going on irresponsible benders while we’re out of the house. Eating entire pizzas, doing cocaine, that kind of stuff. If nothing else, I think that winter hats out of place tell me that’s exactly what’s happening.
CUPS 120: Trouble
They say write what you know, and so I guess that’s why you’re getting illicit drug use and partying from house cats. CUPS is truly a comic for the masses.
Sarge could do well to take this cat to obedience school. I guess it didn’t work last time, why would it work this time?
CUPS 114: Tiny
Rita’s just pragmatic. She could continue riffing with Sarge about puffy foodstuffs that this tiny baby looks like, but it seems like a waste of time in a world with so many CSI:Miamis to watch.
