Here’s the thing, though… It’s not even really about the pen. I know this is a lot to process. I’ll give you a minute.
Tag: Crap
CUPS 71: A List of Pros And Cons
*Car pulls up, a woman excitedly steps out holding a dozen balloons
*Woman opens back door and pulls out a giant Edible Arrangements®
*Woman rings doorbell, giggling to herself
*’A LIST OF PROS AND CONS!’ She yells maniacally when you open the door, and runs away screaming with delight
*A separate van pulls up with two men in hospital-like clothing.
*One man steps out and corrals the woman who is running around deliriously while the other man pulls out a syringe.
*One man catches the woman in his arms as she squirms uncontrollably
*The other man injects the woman with whatever is in the syringe.
*The man slowly injects the serum and as the woman begins to lose consciousness, he sighs and whispers, slowly but audibly ‘…a list of pros and cons…’
