Lester’s been spending a lot of time in the car so far in the story. Sometimes I use this space for jokes, but right now I’m just making an observation.
Character: Sarge
CUPS 13: Axe Murderer
I think about everybody can relate to having an ex who literally murders people with an axe. Or ax? Legitimately unsure of how to spell this two or three letter word.
CUPS 11: SportsEye
Thank you for watching SportsEye. We keep an eye on sports while you keep an eye on us keeping an eye on sports. You know how SportsCenter has a Top Ten? Well, we have a Top 13, because we keep such a powerful eye on sports, we know there’s always more than ten Top Plays worth showing. Also, we cover minor league baseball and high school wrestling, because we give the people what they want.
CUPS 5: What It’s All About
If this comic strip doesn’t make you want to get up, go buy a ping pong table and paddles, learn the 7,611 rules of the CUPS rulebook, become a great CUPS player and enjoy the fortune of fame afforded of an international sports superstar, then I don’t know what to tell you.
