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CUPS 71: A List of Pros And Cons

*Car pulls up, a woman excitedly steps out holding a dozen balloons

*Woman opens back door and pulls out a giant Edible Arrangements®

*Woman rings doorbell, giggling to herself

*’A LIST OF PROS AND CONS!’ She yells maniacally when you open the door, and runs away screaming with delight

*A separate van pulls up with two men in hospital-like clothing.

*One man steps out and corrals the woman who is running around deliriously while the other man pulls out a syringe.

*One man catches the woman in his arms as she squirms uncontrollably

*The other man injects the woman with whatever is in the syringe.

*The man slowly injects the serum and as the woman begins to lose consciousness, he sighs and whispers, slowly but audibly ‘…a list of pros and cons…’

CUPS 70: Reality TV

Of all the things you could choose to do while on mushrooms, reality television ranks just between ‘literally watching paint dry’ and ‘organizing boxes of baseball cards’ as about the most boring, terrible waste of your experience.

CUPS 69: Spreadsheet

It’s important to follow along with reality television with a spreadsheet detailing the pertinent information of the show to date. Otherwise you’re just mindlessly watching reality television, and…. I don’t know about you, but that is not the kind of person that I grew up hoping to be.

CUPS 68: While You Were Sleeping

While you were sleeping I took a chainsaw to your face. Metaphorically, of course. Literally though I did take a scalpel to your face and now you look like an alien.

CUPS 60: Some Doctor

Oh no, the ‘it was all a dream’ trope. Only took me 60 strips to get here.

Hey, did you know that you can follow along with CUPS on tapastic? If you’re the kind of person who prefers opening your browser, going to a separate web page, and then opening yet another separate app or reader to read your comics than tapastic may be for you. It’s currently running from start-to-finish 5-days a week, but will drop down to two per week once we’re caught up.

Am thinking about doing another run of re-runs (awkward phrasing) on Tumblr at some point though I have no idea when that would be. So stay tuned for that maybe!