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CUPS 23: Lunch

You missed the craziest lunch, dude. Joshua and Mike got into a taco eating contest, and they both lost and threw up everywhere. Then the manager came over and was all ‘get out of my establishment’ and then Joshua and Mike got into fisticuffs with the manager and some of the employees. The cops were called, and then Joshua and Mike ended up saying some really aggressive stuff to the cops, they got all mad, threw them on the ground… So, anyway, long story short, Joshua and Mike are facing 15 to life. Did I miss any calls?

CUPS 22: Ericksson-Snelling

Ultimately, this strip feels an awful lot like a dressed up Dilbert® strip. I mean, it is objectively better than every Dilbert® strip in regards to the artwork. And it’s also much better written than Dilbert® has ever been. So by those two seemingly vital measures, this comic strip is the best Dilbert® strip that’s ever been created. I’m not sure how else to measure a comic strip beyond the artwork and the writing, but God knows there are a crapload of comic strips out there that have gotten crazy successful with both terrible artwork and humor. I’m not going to name specific strips though. Except for Dilbert®. I definitely specifically named Dilbert®, here.

CUPS 21: Bossman Ackers

He’s definitely a bit buttoned up but give him eight martinis, a couple of quaaludes, and a totally chill and relaxed cat (for rubbing), and the dude definitely takes it down to a strong eight and a half.

CUPS 20: Dirk Frost: Ski Cop

Coming up tonight, on CBS — at 8:00, Frost and the Ski Patrol need to catch the perpetrator in a quadruple homicide. Armed only with a gut feeling and loose forensics implication, Frost is led off ski trail to a the hideout of noted drug kingpin Esteban Cabrera. What he finds is more than he could ever had expected. At 9:00 is America’s most watched new comedy, Mr. Edinson, about a farmer and his son, Davis, who switches places with the family horse, ironically named Mr. Ed. Hilarity ensues. At 9:30, You’ve seen Two Broke Girls, now get ready for the spin off series Three Broke Girls. Join Jessie, Jessie 2 and Bianca as they try to navigate through New York City on less than 17 dollars a day for reasons unclear. CBS — America’s Most Watched Station for some reason.

CUPS 19: Cat Anus

If you own a cat, and you don’t think seriously about sitting anywhere that cat has been, then you’re either super chill or just not realizing how little there is between the end of these creatures’ digestive systems and the rest of the world. I’m uncomfortable just thinking about how many things in my apartment my cats’ anuses have touched. Because the reality is that it’s probably everything.