CUPS 28: Soak It All In

As a biker I’ve broken my collarbone, broken multiple helmets by landing on my head, and have suffered numerous roadrash scrapes and scratches. One thing I’m yet to experience, however, is being hit by a car. There’s always next summer.

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CUPS 27: Vicious Cycle

Between the lime/teal/magenta sign color scheme, the graffiti wall decor and the off-white chorded phone, Vicious Cycle looks like the most awesome hip bike hangout in 1998.

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CUPS 26: D+

This Café Mange Savoureux is perplexing. They go with a rustic brick motif for the wall decor and choose to go sans-tablecloth on all the tables, yet their servers all wear bow-ties, and the establishment name is in French. I mean, like, what even are they? Get this place on Bar Rescue, stat.

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CUPS 25: Pretty Brutal

When asked how good she thought Forrest Gump was, she replied ‘it was OK enough, though I think history has somewhat overrated it.’ NORAH’S STRAIGHT UP COLD AS ICE.

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CUPS 24: Café Mange Savoureux

Yes, mmm-hmm… Wow, yes, that’s really impressive. OK, ma’am, can I stop you right there? I really think it’s great that Mr. Flynn was doodling at such an early age… The skinny Crayolas, you say? Yes, very interesting. Anyway, I do think that it would be best if we could… Ma’am? Ma’am, we’ve been over this, Mr. Flynn’s high-school dating history really has no relevance to our hiring of him. Yes, I… Yes, I’m sure she was a very nice girl. Look, I’m sorry to cut you off, here, but I think I have all the information I need. Also, this has been by far and away the most unprofessional reference I’ve ever been given.

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