It’s important to follow along with reality television with a spreadsheet detailing the pertinent information of the show to date. Otherwise you’re just mindlessly watching reality television, and…. I don’t know about you, but that is not the kind of person that I grew up hoping to be.
While you were sleeping I took a chainsaw to your face. Metaphorically, of course. Literally though I did take a scalpel to your face and now you look like an alien.
This feels destined to remain as part of the ‘Google Labs’ rather than becoming mainstream.
I’m not sure why the Ackers, Cundiff & Scobee Design Firm has exactly two offices — One in the fictional town of West Rock Creek and another in the very real city of Syracuse — but if you’re interesting in going on this emotional and spiritual journey with me we’re both going to need to just accept this as our new reality.
Ackers doesn’t have a lot of self-awareness when it comes to the language he uses. In fact, just the other day he was going on and on about how people were giving him ‘Snow Jobs’. All day long it was ‘Steve was giving me a snow job all morning, can you believe it?’ and ‘I just know that Debra from accounting is giving me a raw snow job in the back alley when it comes to these numbers’. Come on, Ackers, don’t be such a geezer, sheesh.
