Guys, can we quickly address just how insane this is? There are doctors, nurses, and all sorts of other smart, reasonable, intelligent people just meandering about the hospital at any given time… And you come in, push out a kid, hang out there for like 48 hours and they’re all ‘yea, you guys seem like you’re nice enough people, we entrust you with keeping this human being alive. No, no… We understand that literally nothing you have ever done qualifies you to do this but… We kind of have a hunch about you guys, despite the fact that we’ve had to tell you on at least fourteen occasions that you cannot smoke cigarettes in the hospital.’
