CUPS 48: Cat Café

There’s something refreshing about all-out rejection over fake excuses. I went out on a date with this girl back in college, and while it wasn’t the best date ever, it was fine enough… Fine enough for both parties to at least consider another date a possibility, so I thought. But then the end of the date came and I said something like ‘so let’s do this again’ to which she responded ‘No’. I think more words had to have been said after them, but hell if I remember what happened after that metaphorical bitch slap to my ego. I got over it super quick, though… She could have said something that was more vague and less-to-the-point, but instead she just ripped the band-aid off. Good for you, girl that I don’t remember even at all except for that one little anecdote.

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CUPS 47: Leonidas

Any drug dealer should understand the concept of supply and demand. You supply me with an answer for why you’ve been galavanting around at night as a high-level drug dealer for the last several months because I demand it.

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CUPS 46: Obedience School

Oh, wait, this is a cat disobedience school? I was wondering why I saw so many signs labeled ‘Project Chaos’ and all those Che Guavera pamphlets. Plus all the kitty on kitty violence. No, no, it’s cool, I’ll let myself out.

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