Not a surprising revelation: If you have friends who are crude and crass, they will not act that way in front of a newborn child. Another non-surprising revelation… Kind of everybody is crude and crass? Sure, there are levels of offensiveness, and there are surely some people who are perfect angels, but… My wife is like the nicest, most polite person, but when she’s with friends she talks only about butts. It’s like, enough with the butts already.
