Of all the things you could choose to do while on mushrooms, reality television ranks just between ‘literally watching paint dry’ and ‘organizing boxes of baseball cards’ as about the most boring, terrible waste of your experience.
Tag: CUPS
CUPS 69: Spreadsheet
It’s important to follow along with reality television with a spreadsheet detailing the pertinent information of the show to date. Otherwise you’re just mindlessly watching reality television, and…. I don’t know about you, but that is not the kind of person that I grew up hoping to be.
CUPS 68: While You Were Sleeping
While you were sleeping I took a chainsaw to your face. Metaphorically, of course. Literally though I did take a scalpel to your face and now you look like an alien.
CUPS 67: Autofill
This feels destined to remain as part of the ‘Google Labs’ rather than becoming mainstream.
CUPS 66: Syracuse
I’m not sure why the Ackers, Cundiff & Scobee Design Firm has exactly two offices — One in the fictional town of West Rock Creek and another in the very real city of Syracuse — but if you’re interesting in going on this emotional and spiritual journey with me we’re both going to need to just accept this as our new reality.
