CUPS 70: Reality TV

Of all the things you could choose to do while on mushrooms, reality television ranks just between ‘literally watching paint dry’ and ‘organizing boxes of baseball cards’ as about the most boring, terrible waste of your experience.

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CUPS 69: Spreadsheet

It’s important to follow along with reality television with a spreadsheet detailing the pertinent information of the show to date. Otherwise you’re just mindlessly watching reality television, and…. I don’t know about you, but that is not the kind of person that I grew up hoping to be.

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CUPS 68: While You Were Sleeping

While you were sleeping I took a chainsaw to your face. Metaphorically, of course. Literally though I did take a scalpel to your face and now you look like an alien.

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