CUPS 83: Life In The Slammer

Maybe Rita should spend more time talking to her friends and less time getting locked up over unpaid parking tickets. I mean, this advice applies to this very specific instance, but I also think it’s general enough to be apt towards almost any situation in life. Keep that little nugget in your pockets, audience.

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CUPS 70: Reality TV

Of all the things you could choose to do while on mushrooms, reality television ranks just between ‘literally watching paint dry’ and ‘organizing boxes of baseball cards’ as about the most boring, terrible waste of your experience.

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CUPS 66: Syracuse

I’m not sure why the Ackers, Cundiff & Scobee Design Firm has exactly two offices — One in the fictional town of West Rock Creek and another in the very real city of Syracuse — but if you’re interesting in going on this emotional and spiritual journey with me we’re both going to need to just accept this as our new reality.

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