I think about everybody can relate to having an ex who literally murders people with an axe. Or ax? Legitimately unsure of how to spell this two or three letter word.
Thank you for watching SportsEye. We keep an eye on sports while you keep an eye on us keeping an eye on sports. You know how SportsCenter has a Top Ten? Well, we have a Top 13, because we keep such a powerful eye on sports, we know there’s always more than ten Top Plays worth showing. Also, we cover minor league baseball and high school wrestling, because we give the people what they want.
If this comic strip doesn’t make you want to get up, go buy a ping pong table and paddles, learn the 7,611 rules of the CUPS rulebook, become a great CUPS player and enjoy the fortune of fame afforded of an international sports superstar, then I don’t know what to tell you.
I considered drawing a ‘This Side Up’ with an arrow pointing down on the box that Sarge is carrying, before thinking better of it… I think that would have been just a notch above a banana peel joke. But, then again, I sort of feel like in real life someone slipping on a banana would be pretty hilarious, if done all legit-like.