CUPS 47: Leonidas

Any drug dealer should understand the concept of supply and demand. You supply me with an answer for why you’ve been galavanting around at night as a high-level drug dealer for the last several months because I demand it.

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CUPS 45: Aftermath

This joke would be a lot funnier if there was actually a dead body… But let’s be real, that’s just adding way too many things into the CUPS canon in short order. Also, I don’t really feel like cat homicide story-telling is something that I’m interested in dipping my feet into with this strip.

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CUPS 41: Well Rounded

He left out the best part which is when he spent 13 months as a bounty hunter tracking down Klan zombies. They made a movie about it, but I don’t know who ‘they’ are, and I’m pretty sure it was a lie anyway.

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CUPS 38: Because College

Here’s a little mini-arc where I do a little bit of backstory telling. I definitely don’t think it’s necessary — CUPS the Comic is not even really a little bit about the game of CUPS — but I do think this it’s constructive to explain some of this stuff to those of you who may be interested in finding it out. Whenever I watch a movies, I just kind of roll with whatever they tell me to roll with — ‘Oh, this guy’s a pirate and a taxidermist? Cool, I’m in’. My wife, though, usually gets frustrated by this. She wants answers; She wants to know the why and the how. So this mini-arc is for you people who are like my wife. The demanding media consumer types.

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CUPS 37: PCORTA

I’m going to be honest with you, if someone offered to pay me a living wage to just come up with fake advanced statistical metrics for sports that don’t exist, that would be the happiest day of my life.

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