Thank you for watching SportsEye. We keep an eye on sports while you keep an eye on us keeping an eye on sports. You know how SportsCenter has a Top Ten? Well, we have a Top 13, because we keep such a powerful eye on sports, we know there’s always more than ten Top Plays worth showing. Also, we cover minor league baseball and high school wrestling, because we give the people what they want.
Ah, yes. OK. Now we’ve had the two storylines sync up. You may have wondered what was going on when we so awkwardly jumped from the storyline about adults playing in a neighborhood ping-pong based game into a super heavy storyline about a husband and wife about to have a baby. This was the plan all along. But not like ‘this was the plan all along’ in a LOST sort of way, more like ‘this was the plan all along’ in a Breaking Bad sort of way.
