Not a surprising revelation: If you have friends who are crude and crass, they will not act that way in front of a newborn child. Another non-surprising revelation… Kind of everybody is crude and crass? Sure, there are levels of offensiveness, and there are surely some people who are perfect angels, but… My wife is like the nicest, most polite person, but when she’s with friends she talks only about butts. It’s like, enough with the butts already.
You missed the craziest lunch, dude. Joshua and Mike got into a taco eating contest, and they both lost and threw up everywhere. Then the manager came over and was all ‘get out of my establishment’ and then Joshua and Mike got into fisticuffs with the manager and some of the employees. The cops were called, and then Joshua and Mike ended up saying some really aggressive stuff to the cops, they got all mad, threw them on the ground… So, anyway, long story short, Joshua and Mike are facing 15 to life. Did I miss any calls?