Sarge is left-handed?! Dude’s gonna be ridiculously hard to defend.
CUPS 1: League Expansion
Welcome to CUPS. Kick off your shoes and stay a while. Can I get you something to drink? I’ll get you something to drink. We’ve got some water, some milk… An old Miller Lite? I guess I wasn’t prepared to have people over. You want this Miller Lite? No, I don’t think it’s expired, let me check. It’s got a ‘born on’ date, I’m not sure what to do with that information. I think it’s really old, why don’t I just throw it out to be safe. OK. You want something to drink? We have milk and water. I guess what I’m saying is that CUPS is about family.