CUPS 23: Lunch

You missed the craziest lunch, dude. Joshua and Mike got into a taco eating contest, and they both lost and threw up everywhere. Then the manager came over and was all ‘get out of my establishment’ and then Joshua and Mike got into fisticuffs with the manager and some of the employees. The cops were called, and then Joshua and Mike ended up saying some really aggressive stuff to the cops, they got all mad, threw them on the ground… So, anyway, long story short, Joshua and Mike are facing 15 to life. Did I miss any calls?

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CUPS 21: Bossman Ackers

He’s definitely a bit buttoned up but give him eight martinis, a couple of quaaludes, and a totally chill and relaxed cat (for rubbing), and the dude definitely takes it down to a strong eight and a half.

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