CUPS 109: Baller

Quick labor? That’s not very realistic, you may say, but then again you’re not the one writing/drawing a comic strip that’s based on humor and not getting too graphic… So, if you want to really get nitty-gritty with the whole labor process, providing a more realistic take on baby having, then go ahead and make your own comic.

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CUPS 105: Bad Omens Aside

Wait. So, he files the hot dogs independently of the hot dog buns, but it appears as though he files the condiments along with the hot dog? If you’re going to file things separately I don’t know why you wouldn’t go the extra mile and file the condiments separately as well. But then again, I am applying logic to a man with a folder of hot dog.

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CUPS 104: Schtick

This is a hospital. We have to maintain an level of professionalism, here. It also is vitally important that we keep things sterile, and clean, and when stray cats are coming and going as they please, that makes it very hard to do. I want to be 100% crystal clear, here… If anyone is indeed feeding these animals, they are absolutely a top-flight goober. I’m sorry to use such harsh language, but it really riles me up when people don’t follow the rules.

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CUPS 101: Plenty Of Time

Don’t want to make too big a deal of this, but perhaps you should have thought about this before you took a ride on the innermost workings of your psyche through a mind-bending hallucinogenic trip for the last few hours. I mean, I don’t want to be That Guy, but it’s something that bears consideration. You know, since you’re now realizing that Sarge is driving slightly slower than you’d prefer. Food for thought.

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CUPS 100: Where’s The Car?

The point of this comic strip is to show that parking is a problem that everyone, across the planet, can identify with. More specifically, everyone on Earth can very much identify with those situations where you go to a metal concert, but then come out of that concert in a trippy haze, and are struggling to find your car amid the stress of your wife imminently having a baby. I wouldn’t pretend that this is something that literally everyone on Earth can identify with, but… What, a solid 60? 70%? Safe to say.

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